S20E06 - Banana Etiquette
: 26 mar 2010, 21:32
Secret Scene: Tyson
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4gH3Hx55Ec
Tyson gets a fishing lesson from Rob during his last day in the game
Rob: Need a lot of fish to feed nine people. We could get like 30 of them, though. It'd be good.
Tyson (solo): Today the way was super-low so you could walk over it. I'm excited to try fishing. I haven't ever fished with a spear. I know Rob knows how to. Hopefully I can learn from him.
(Rob says yes, and Tyson spears it)
Rob: Not much of a meal. We're gonna bring this back for nine people?
Tyson: We'll just kill it and leave it lie.
Tyson (solo): I found a little fish, and I was like, 'I'll kill it.' Then I was like, 'Nah, too small to eat.' I just went on a killing spree. Killed all the small fish but didn't pick any of 'em up. I think that's what God would have me do.
Rob: I wanted real fish. Not like a minnow. I mean what's that gonna do? Just cause a fight...you know what I mean?
Tyson: I wish we could find a shark or something.
Tyson (solo): Screw fish, I just leave 'em in my wake. My wake of destruction. It's the American way.
Tyson: Oh, there we go. What's that thing there? Can I jab it?
Secret Scene: James
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eiqU2JD92bk
James is offended when Amanda tells him he needs to practice 'banana etiquette,' and takes it to the extreme when he continually offers his tribemates bananas
James (to Amanda and Candice): Hey, would ya'll like a banana?
Candice: Whoa. I thought you learned banana etiquette.
James: That's what I was doing. I asked ya'll if ya'll wanted one.
James (solo): I'm not really much of a social guy. The social people have already started working. We had Banana-gate this morning. Apparently I got up in the middle of the night and ate all the bananas. I'm like, really? It's just random silly stuff to point the finger at ol' James. Now we know he's crippled, we'll get rid of him.
James: Here you go, darling. Here's a banana. (hands Amanda a banana) There's a legit banana etiquette? Really?
Candice: Who told you about the banana etiquette? It's true. You don't want to piss people off. People get hateful about the bananas.
Amanda: If you give everyone a banana, it's OK. If you don't, it's not OK.
James: What if they don't want a banana?
Amanda: Then they don't want a banana. Leave 'em there. You take your banana and give it to someone who doesn't have a banana. Or you eat it.
James: I'm tired of all this social stuff. I wanna win. They don't wanna win. They're worried about other stuff. They're worried about bananas. When getting your banana, even though you didn't get a banana, you put the bananas there to ripen, you've been waiting for these bananas to ripen , the average adult can't just go and get a banana when they're hungry. They must wait for someone to offer them a banana. Then they distribute the banana. Really? It's weird. They was trying to bring up the banana etiquette and I'm like really, I've had enough. I've got to get one of those bananas to piss everybody off.
(James gets up to get a banana)
James: Would ya'll like a banana?
(Rupert and Amanda begin laughing while JT and Candice have no reaction)
Rupert: You take as many damn bananas as you want, James, dammit.
James: See, I'm learning, I'm trying. (he hands a banana to a laughing Rupert)
James (solo): When I walk outside these sons of bitches are eating their asses off. That's nerve. They ate the banana. Even if I did eat the banana, I'm the one that got the bananas in the first place. If I stock the bananas and went to get the bananas it seems like I'd be able to eat the bananas. I'm a grown-ass man. But now I'm like wow, bananagate, really? I'm gonna focus on them really just trying to get me. But I can't cuss at nobody. I have not cussed at nobody, at anybody, yet. I've been nice, somewhat.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4gH3Hx55Ec
Tyson gets a fishing lesson from Rob during his last day in the game
Rob: Need a lot of fish to feed nine people. We could get like 30 of them, though. It'd be good.
Tyson (solo): Today the way was super-low so you could walk over it. I'm excited to try fishing. I haven't ever fished with a spear. I know Rob knows how to. Hopefully I can learn from him.
(Rob says yes, and Tyson spears it)
Rob: Not much of a meal. We're gonna bring this back for nine people?
Tyson: We'll just kill it and leave it lie.
Tyson (solo): I found a little fish, and I was like, 'I'll kill it.' Then I was like, 'Nah, too small to eat.' I just went on a killing spree. Killed all the small fish but didn't pick any of 'em up. I think that's what God would have me do.
Rob: I wanted real fish. Not like a minnow. I mean what's that gonna do? Just cause a fight...you know what I mean?
Tyson: I wish we could find a shark or something.
Tyson (solo): Screw fish, I just leave 'em in my wake. My wake of destruction. It's the American way.
Tyson: Oh, there we go. What's that thing there? Can I jab it?
Secret Scene: James
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eiqU2JD92bk
James is offended when Amanda tells him he needs to practice 'banana etiquette,' and takes it to the extreme when he continually offers his tribemates bananas
James (to Amanda and Candice): Hey, would ya'll like a banana?
Candice: Whoa. I thought you learned banana etiquette.
James: That's what I was doing. I asked ya'll if ya'll wanted one.
James (solo): I'm not really much of a social guy. The social people have already started working. We had Banana-gate this morning. Apparently I got up in the middle of the night and ate all the bananas. I'm like, really? It's just random silly stuff to point the finger at ol' James. Now we know he's crippled, we'll get rid of him.
James: Here you go, darling. Here's a banana. (hands Amanda a banana) There's a legit banana etiquette? Really?
Candice: Who told you about the banana etiquette? It's true. You don't want to piss people off. People get hateful about the bananas.
Amanda: If you give everyone a banana, it's OK. If you don't, it's not OK.
James: What if they don't want a banana?
Amanda: Then they don't want a banana. Leave 'em there. You take your banana and give it to someone who doesn't have a banana. Or you eat it.
James: I'm tired of all this social stuff. I wanna win. They don't wanna win. They're worried about other stuff. They're worried about bananas. When getting your banana, even though you didn't get a banana, you put the bananas there to ripen, you've been waiting for these bananas to ripen , the average adult can't just go and get a banana when they're hungry. They must wait for someone to offer them a banana. Then they distribute the banana. Really? It's weird. They was trying to bring up the banana etiquette and I'm like really, I've had enough. I've got to get one of those bananas to piss everybody off.
(James gets up to get a banana)
James: Would ya'll like a banana?
(Rupert and Amanda begin laughing while JT and Candice have no reaction)
Rupert: You take as many damn bananas as you want, James, dammit.
James: See, I'm learning, I'm trying. (he hands a banana to a laughing Rupert)
James (solo): When I walk outside these sons of bitches are eating their asses off. That's nerve. They ate the banana. Even if I did eat the banana, I'm the one that got the bananas in the first place. If I stock the bananas and went to get the bananas it seems like I'd be able to eat the bananas. I'm a grown-ass man. But now I'm like wow, bananagate, really? I'm gonna focus on them really just trying to get me. But I can't cuss at nobody. I have not cussed at nobody, at anybody, yet. I've been nice, somewhat.